Here's what I might do:
Double-check the toaster: I'd check if someone nearby was playing a prank or using a voice changer to create the illusion. If not, I would examine the toaster to see if any unusual modifications were made.
Stay calm and composed: Since I understand that toasters aren't sentient beings, there is no need to panic. Instead, I would treat it as an interesting and amusing occurrence.
Report the incident (for fun): I might share this unusual experience with friends or on social media as a funny anecdote.
Investigate the cause: If I were genuinely curious and tech-savvy, I might try to figure out what caused the strange occurrence, such as checking for any potential smart home integration or unexpected voice recognition behavior.
Contact the manufacturer: If the toaster continues to display unusual behavior, it could indicate a product defect or software issue. In that case, I might reach out to the manufacturer or support to report the anomaly.
In any case, I would maintain a sense of humor about the situation and not take it too seriously. Toaster conversations are more likely to occur in the realm of science fiction and fantasy than in the real world!